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Matcha Latte Chinta Cafe (North Perth): 

5 stars. Despite the loud noise and long wait, I ordered an iced matcha latte frappe with almond milk, no ice cream and honey and boy did they deliver. It tasted like a tropical caffeinated dream.

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Coffee Club Cappuccino (Morley):

Absolutely vile! It tasted like a burnt shoe. The milk wasn't frothed, it was freezing cold, and if I'm to be frank, I wasn't certain there wasn't excrements in it. -12345678 stars. 

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Foam Café Coffee Shop Turmeric Latte ( Leedervile):

3/5 stars wasn't the worst thing I've tasted. It was hot and they used 'the 'original' oat milk, however it simultaneously tasted like a very gritty and ratty minestrone soup.   

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Zamia Café Almond latte (Kings Park): 2/5 stars, it tasted oily. They used 'Soy Good' soy milk which I do enjoy, however they used the light version which tastes like pennies.  Decent view of Kings Park however, the lattes portion size was humiliating and the workers felt cult like. Wouldn't willingly reorder.

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Gelare small cappuccino (Beaufort Street, Mount Lawley). Portion size was also humiliating. It tasted bitter, was cold and had the after taste of an elephants trunk. 

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Angove Street Collective (North Perth): Mocha 4/5

Chocolate was rich, milk was appropriately frothed, however the staff made me feel like I was being held hostage.

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Mcafe chai latte with soy milk (Karrinyup road) 2/5. Usually McDonald's is able to cope with this request however they refused to give me my McDonald's discounted reward, and they gave me full cream milk!! I almost through the damn drink at the window. Would give them a zero if I didn't know what they were capable of producing. 

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Moon Café chai latte with soy milk (Northbridge) one of the only coffee shops open late in Perth, was decent and well frothed. 3.8/5 stars.

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